Clutterhood

February 9, 2026 at 2:32 am (Articles, Fairytales, Humor, kids stories, mental health, My Reflections, MYSTERIOUS, philosophy, psyche, research, satire, stories)
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Are there any activities or hobbies you’ve outgrown or lost interest in over time?

There are two kinds of people in this world:

1. Those who evolve with time.
2. Those who evolve… and leave behind a trail of abandoned hobbies like emotional receipts.

I am the second kind.
I didn’t just have hobbies. I had eras. And each era ended the same way, with me staring at a drawer, a shelf, or a mysterious plastic bag thinking:

“So… who allowed this?”

Because here’s the truth nobody tells you.
You don’t outgrow hobbies.

You simply reach a point where your house, your schedule, and your lower back collectively vote you out.

So if you’ve ever looked at your old interests and thought “who was I?” – welcome. Here are mine.

1) Gaming: From Warrior to Casual Button-Presser

There was a time I gamed like I was training for the Olympics. Fast reflexes. Intense focus.
The kind of concentration where you forget food exists.

Now? I game the way a tired adult folds laundry. I don’t want challenge. I want comfort.

If the game has, complicated controls, 47 missions, a crafting system, or a tutorial longer than a tax form…I’m out.

I used to fight bosses. Now, I fight the urge to fall asleep during the loading screen.

2) Doodling Stick Figures in Income Tax Lectures

This was not doodling. This was therapy. I used to sit in income tax lectures and draw stick figures like:

one falling off a cliff
one screaming into a void
one holding a sign saying “WHY”
one being crushed by the words “SECTION” and “AMENDMENT”

The lecturer would be like:
“Now under Section 234B…”

And my notebook would be like:
A stick man being escorted out of the planet.

Now I don’t doodle in lectures, because I don’t attend lectures.

Also I’ve learned, adult venting comes in the form of silence, staring into space, and whispering “wow” every 14 minutes.

3) Watching Movies & TV Shows Like It’s a Full-Time Career

There was a time I watched movies and TV shows the way people do research.

“Just one more episode.”
Then suddenly it’s 3 AM and I’m emotionally attached to a character who has died twice but returned because… plot.

Now I choose. I CHOOSE. Like a responsible adult. I don’t watch random shows anymore.
I watch things that have good reviews, a limited number of seasons, and preferably an ending that doesn’t require therapy, because I’m older now.

I don’t have the energy to invest in 9 seasons of betrayal, cliffhangers, and one final episode that ruins my trust forever.

4) Bicycle Racing: The Era of Competitive Suffering

Ah yes. Bicycle racing. Back when I thought pain was a personality trait.

I used to race like:

“If I don’t win, I don’t deserve water.”

Now I still cycle…but I don’t race. Because I’ve matured. Also because racing requires speed, stamina and lungs that don’t file a complaint with HR after 3 minutes

Now I cycle like a peaceful philosopher – Slow. Steady. Emotionally available.

And I stop for snacks, because unlike my younger self, I now believe in hydration and joy.

5) Window Shopping: The Sport of Broke Romance

Window shopping used to be my cardio. I’d walk into a store and fall in love with 14 things I couldn’t afford.

Then I’d leave like, “It’s okay. I didn’t want it anyway.”

LIES. I wanted it. I wanted it badly. Now, window shopping is exhausting because I’m older and my brain is like:

“So we’re going to walk around for two hours and buy nothing?”

Yes. That was the hobby. Financially responsible heartbreak. Now, I just open shopping apps, add things to cart, and close it with the confidence of someone who has matured.

And then reopen it 20 minutes later like a raccoon returning to a dumpster.

6) Comics: The Golden Age of Pure Joy

I used to read comics with the devotion of a monk. The kind of joy that is innocent and pure.

Now? I still love them, but I’ve outgrown the “collector” version of myself. Because comic collecting is a slippery slope.

First you buy one. Then you buy ten. Then you start saying things like:

“I need the limited edition cover.”
And suddenly you’re one step away from living in a fort made of paper and nostalgia.

7) Collecting Beach Thingies: Ocean Trash, But Make It Sentimental

Yes. The beach thingies. Shells, pebbles, sea glass, driftwood. Random objects I believed were magical.

Now I realize, I wasn’t collecting memories. I was collecting items that would later appear in my house like evidence in a crime scene.

And why were they always sharp? Why did I bring home the most dangerous shells? Was I building a tiny ocean-themed weapon collection?

8) Saving Train & Bus Tickets Like I’m Building a Museum of Mild Trauma

I used to save tickets like they were priceless.

“This is from the day I went somewhere important.” Important where? To buy snacks?

Now I know, the ticket didn’t hold memories. It held, dust, sadness and the faint smell of public transport anxiety

9) Stationery Obsession: The Pen Hoarder Chronicles

I used to buy pens like I was preparing for the apocalypse. Glitter pens. Gel pens. Fancy pens.
Pens that promised to change my life.

Spoiler: They did not.

They just sat there while I continued writing the same to-do list. Drink water, be productive, cry a little, repeat

10) Hoarding Gift Bags & Ribbons: The Craft Drawer of Doom

Gift bags were my weakness. I kept them like family heirlooms. “Oh no I can’t throw it away. It’s still usable.”

Yes. It’s usable. But so is a cardboard box and I don’t keep those like they’re sacred.

And ribbons? I have ribbons from gifts I don’t even remember receiving. At this point, my drawer is not storage. It’s a museum of unhealed consumerism.

And Then… My Kids Took Over

And now, the biggest reason I’ve outgrown all these hobbies. My kids have taken over. It’s only fair.

They are now the official collectors of, beach shells, random stones, paper scraps, tiny toys, broken crayons, and objects I cannot identify but apparently “have a story”. I don’t stop them.

So, if I don’t retire my hobbies, my home will require a dedicated room.

You know those sophisticated mansions that have a panic room, like that Jodie Foster movie?A secure, hidden room to stay calm when chaos strikes.

My home has a junk room. And it doesn’t prevent panic. It manufactures it.
The kind of room where you open the door and immediately get hit by hundreds of gift bags, a pile of bus tickets, many ancient notebooks full of dramatic quotes, many pens that don’t work, a huge shell collection, and a stick figure drawing of me screaming

It’s not a storage room. It’s a psychological thriller.

Outgrowing hobbies isn’t sad. It’s hilarious. It’s proof that you once had the energy to care deeply about things like shells, tickets, doodles, stationery, racing bicycles and collecting comics like you were building an empire

Let me conclude by saying I used to collect shells, tickets, pens, comics, memories…
Now I collect peace.
And even that comes with a monthly subscription.

Adulthood: fewer hobbies, more bills.
Which is… honestly… growth.

Because, nothing builds character like paying for electricity.
Less glitter. More EMIs.

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